[East Asia's Largest Restaurant Corporation]
[Tian Xiang Lou's Owner and Son Kidnapped]
Your lunch box is here.
Little Master.
The aroma from this roast pork
is not from meat smoked over top-grade wood chips
but from second-rate artificial flavors.
This is too awful. I refuse to eat it.
Refuse? You can tell by the smell?
Roast pork is no good, then let's do roast duck, okay?
Roast duck, roast duck.
The duck's flavorful fat has already dripped away.
What a failure.
You've been with me all these years.
Can't you tell the roast duck is well cooked or not?
Find another restaurant.
Big Brother.
I've been to this restaurant. The food tasted okay.
Bastards.
You two think you're on vacation?
I've been to 29 BBQ restaurants already.
What more do you want?
Boss Sun.
You need to remember, this is not your Tian Xiang Lou restaurant.
Eat it or not, I don't care.
Big Brother.
Those two haven't eaten for two days.
We just want the money.
We can't risk letting them die.
I don't believe these pampered babies can hold out much longer.
Starve them a little more, they'll eat.
You are wrong!
Our Tian Xian Lou Group has a very high standard for cuisine quality.
This food is not fit for humans. We will never compromise ourselves.
You little brat.
Do you mean, I'm not human?
Wu Di, that's well said!
You truly have learned from me to qualify as my heir.
You've acquired a great taste at such a young age.
Good boy.
- You bastards... - Big Brother!
Let go of me!
I'll kill these idiots!
No, don't get so angry!
After all, they used to be our employers.
We used their trust in us to kidnap them.
We have mistreated them already.
Shut up!
There's a limit to my patience.
All right.
I'll go buy the thirtieth lunch box for you.
But, by tonight...
If the money is not in my pocket
you'll end up like this awful-tasting Three-Treasure Rice.
Get away!
A-Ming.
I got up early this morning
slaughtered our Guang Ji's best chicken and duck
marinated with my own sauce
to make you this Three Treasure Rice
to help you gain calcium and grow tall.
If you like it, I can make it for you everyday.
No need, I've been taking daily the grow-tall calcium my mom bought.
With a glass of milk morning and night, soon I'll be as tall as a tree.
A-Ming, don't act tough.
Don't look down at this cheap Three Treasure Rice.
My dad says even though you are short and small
this rice can make you grow big and tall.
But, I don't mind you being short and small.
Actually, I think you are quite cute.
Enough!
I hate people say I'm short and small.
I'm not playing with you anymore!
A-Ming!
Hey!
I'm thirsty.
If I don't drink any water now I'll die of thirst.
Do you want to be accused of murder?
Little Master!
Next time, whatever you want you should say it all at once.
It's just me and Big Brother here. This is a lot of work.
Go buy some water now!
Oh yes, I only drink pure glacier water and imported mineral water.
Don't forget!
You drink only imported water?
Aren't you picky!
Just wait, let me call Big Brother.
Hello, Big Brother.
Hold on, bad reception.
I'll go outside to talk.
Hello...
Yes...
Dad, what do we do?
There's no way down!
Come on, Wu Di.
One, two, three!
Dad.
Wu Di, good boy, don't be afraid.
Dad will follow you in this container floating down the stream.
When the lid is open again, you'll be safe.
If I can't return safely this time you must remember what I tell you today.
When you grow up be mindful of people.
I've trusted people too much and ended up this way.
- Understand? - Yes.
There will be scheming people all around.
Whenever you run into difficulties
just remember why I named you Wu Di (meaning 'Invincible')
you will gain confidence and solve problems easily.
Big Brother, they've run away!
You idiot!
- Can't even watch two people? - Wu Di.
You are Sun family's only heir.
Guard Tian Xiang Lou well. Grow and expand Tian Xiang Lou.
It's your duty, understand?
Yes, I do.
Wu Di.
A-Ming...
I don't really think you are short and small.
If you don't want me keep saying it I swear I won't ever say it again.
A-Ming!
Enough talking already!
Help!
Help! Help!
- Help! - A-Ming.
Do you hear someone yelling for help?
How's that possible?
Unless, you can hear what my heart says?
Help!
- Help! - Look!
Someone's yelling for help from that!
- Hold this. - Help!
Oh my...
She's like a powerful monster beast.
A-Ming.
A-Ming, are you going home already?
You haven't told me if you'll be my boyfriend.
Let go of me.
I don't want to be your boyfriend!
Actually, I don't like your Three-Treasure Rice at all
and can't stand your scary strength.
You also stink of greasy BBQ smell.
You are not a girl.
You are a freak!
It's because I chop up chicken, ducks and BBQ meat everyday.
My dad says I'm cute.
Idiot, your dad is lying to you.
You are a girl from a roadside BBQ shop.
No one will ever like you.
So a girl who can make Three Treasure Rice is not liked by anyone.
I won't make Three Treasure Rice again.
I have to get rid of this smell that makes me heartbroken at lost love.
Why are you crying?
Is this your Three Treasure Rice?
Little beggar.
This is getting thrown away or going to the dogs.
You may as well eat it.
Kind little girl, thank you.
You not only saved me from the dark and scary container
but also when I am about to starve to death
you've given me such delicious Three Treasure Rice.
You're so nice to me.
Oh my goodness! This Three Treasure Rice is really delicious!
This flavor is truly unforgettable for life.
I wish Dad could taste it too.
Help! Help!
Strange. Why can't this lid get opened?
Is anyone out there?
You are not only kind
yet you left in shyness after rescuing me.
But, I will never forget the tears you shed for my suffering.
Your face, covered with teardrops
and your clear features reflecting a sense of sorrow.
Your firm and confident lips spoke words of warmth and safe feeling.
Cute little girl.
Even after seventeen years
to me, Sun Wu Di, you'll always be
my unforgettable angel of Three Treasure Rice.
- Hubby. - Yeah?
I'm taking you to a romantic restaurant.
This BBQ Horror House is famous on the internet.
BBQ Horror House?
Guang Ji.
- It's fun, hubby. - Sure.
I tell you...
- This place is very famous. - Why?
On the internet, they say there are lots and lots of ghosts!
Wow, ghosts!
But, I bet someone set it all up.
So I've got my camera here.
Today, I will definitely expose this BBQ Horror House. Let's go.
Hon... Honey. Sorry...
Honey!
What was that?
It went into my mouth.
What was it?
Batman! He flew away already!
Bei Mien? Cup of Noodles?
- I said, bats. - Bats!
- Come. - Honey, you go first.
There's so much smoke inside.
Under...
Feet...
Hubby!
Look at it!
You only stepped on some bones.
Wait... what kind of bones?
How should I know?
So it could be...
It's okay. No bad smell.
What?
- There! - Where? Tell me.
There!
Got the shot!
Don't be afraid. Let's go.
Honey, that...
What is that?
What is that thing?
What is it?
Hubby, it's all fake.
Scared me to death.
Honey, this is too scary!
Hubby!
Let's leave this place.
Can't stand you. You're so scared!
- Weird. - Where?
Just now there was a...
- Where? - Honey...
I can't take it anymore.
Let's leave here...
Be careful... careful!
- It's a fake. - What?
Honey.
It looks so scary.
How can it be fake?
Yes, fake. Look again.
Impossible!
- Don't believe me? - Nope.
Careful.
See, it's not moving at all.
- Really? - You try it then.
Okay, I'll try.
Fake!
Want to fool me?
No way!
It hurts!
Who's talking?
Who? Who's that?
- Nobody. - I heard something.
- No possible. - Ghost?
No way. Let's take a picture.
Hubby, he looks like the actor, Vincent Liang.
- He's cute. - Let's take one.
- One, two, three. - Yea!
Should be good.
Yes, pretty good.
I got a really good angle on these shots.
- Look, honey. - Really looks like...
Eggshell Ghost!
Who?
Hubby, it's what they say online that Eggshell Ghost.
Eggshell Ghost has a special trait.
Its body shape is similar to Feng Jiao's. (Jackie Chen's wife)
See, so cute!
She's gained weight.
- Hurry, take a photo as souvenir. - All right.
- One, two, thr... - Come on.
What's the matter?
Can't take a photo?
A zombie!
Hubby, he's just a zombie.
He's cute.
Look at his feet.
Step on them.
They're just props.
Fake.
Are you getting off work?
You can have this back!
He can even reverse.
Hubby.
Didn't I tell you they are all fake?
Right.
Hey, fake guy!
You can get off work now.
Go get our money. No need to act anymore.
- Really? - Sure.
Excuse me then.
Eggshell Ghost girl, hurry.
You can get off too. Go get your money!
You are all great at pretending.
Thank you.
Oh my gosh.
She really looks like Feng Jiao.
- Really? - Yes!
Hubby!
We got photos of evidences today, right?
Right.
Remind me later to post them online and tell people
BBQ Horror House has no ghost at all.
Who says there's no ghost?
Hubby!
Okay, don't be scared!
Here, hold it for me.
I'll prove to you it's a fake, okay?
Don't be afraid. Watch me!
Your hubby is the most manly, right?
Little friend.
Your trick doesn't work for me...
Really scary! She's a real ghost.
She's real. You go!
This one is really scary!
Honey, what happened?
That ghost has no breasts.
She's a flat-chested ghost!
Flat-chested ghost?
You two are crazy!
Who's a flat-chested ghost?
You should come back and apologize!
Apologize!
You don't understand Chinese?
Oh mamma mia!
Those screams really are an impressive long-lasting vibrato pitch at F Major.
It's like they saw real ghosts!
Wrong! Even if they saw real ghosts the effect may not be as good.
Their shrieks sound even scarier than slaughtered pigs.
Shan Bao, it's all your idea!
Great! Truly awesome!
We should post them online quickly.
Elder Brother!
No posting!
The whole world will know I'm flat-chested.
Shan Bao.
Don't you want to close up Guang Ji?
That video...
Once it's posted online
I can bet, starting tomorrow
Guang Ji's business will get crappy like crap.
Besides, closing is inevitable.
My... chest...
Shan Bao.
Have you forgotten the pain from A-Ming's rejection?
Do you still want to keep chopping BBQ
keep building up your biceps
and your abnormal strength
so you'll live the life being rejected by men
without love until you're eighty?
No, I don't want to.
My dream life is helping the man I love cook and clean up everyday, as his wife.
Being a good wife and mother is the right way to live.
I don't want to be a power monster.
Exactly!
I, Chi Xin, also do not want to get up early before sunrise
to pluck feathers from chickens and ducks.
How long must I stay single?
Shan Bao.
A woman's youth is limited.
If we continue like this we won't ever be able to marry.
I brew BBQ sauce with Chef Guang daily.
I'm about to turn into sauce myself.
My name is Xia Sa. (Meaning 'Handsome')
But I have not time to go dating. What's the use?
You are still better off than me!
Every morning when I see the chickens with their clear eyes and innocent gaze
and I have to slaughter them.
I really can't stand it!
Even though my name, Hu Da Dao (Meaning 'Big knife')
sounds like a killer's
I'm really kind and compassionate.
If I continue like this I'll develop a split personality.
Shan Bao.
I think we should go ahead and post this video online.
Starting tomorrow, we won't ever suffer again.
All right!
Go ahead and post it.
But!
Don't let Daddy know.
Nobody says anything!
- Of course. - Of course.
United together.
To take down Guang Ji!
Adjourned.
Subtitles by DramaFever
[Invincible Shan Bao Mei]
[Guang Ji BBQ]
Paper, scissor, rock!
Bro.
Why are we up so early?
Yeah, you're right.
After our paranormal performance yesterday
Guang Ji shouldn't have any business today.
So we can return to bed
sleep till waking up naturally!
Dad.
What?
Today is your mom's memorial anniversary.
Why aren't you going to work?
Yes, of course we are.
Then hurry up!
You two rascals.
Start working!
Shan Bao.
Yes, Dad.
How heavy is this one?
Less than four kilograms.
This one?
Almost five kilograms.
Why didn't you check?
Tell Hua Zai to give us money back.
- Understand? - Yes.
Get going!
The marinade has to be even.
A premium roast ducks has to be...
The skin must be flavorful and crunchy.
The meat's texture must be just right not too tough and not too soft.
I've memorized it all.
First you learn to say it, then you learn to write it
then it's getting it done, not to recite it.
Do it!
What are you singing?
Money will stay away.
Hey, hey, hey!
Are you roasting duck or setting a fire?
I...
You... you what?
Are you turning roast duck to roast char.
I know now.
Be careful.
Open the pot.
Shan Bao.
You didn't sharpen your knife?
When the knife is dull
the meat's texture feels weak.
Let me tell you something.
Good food makes you feel like in heaven.
Bad food makes you feel like in prison.
Therefore...
Don't underestimate even the smallest things.
When eating the ordinary foods
you can still sense...
- Real skills! - Real skills!
That's right!
- Do it over! - Yes, sir.
Forget it, Shan Bao.
It's the last time anyway.
When we open today, there won't be a single customer.
This is the place.
This is that BBQ Horror House on the internet.
- Which one is the flat-chested ghost? - Where is the flat-chested ghost?
- Brother, which one? - Which one?
Why are you taking photos?
What's going on?
Welcome!
This BBQ restaurant doesn't look like the one on the internet.
It should be the one.
- Will we see ghosts? - Not sure. Let's try out luck.
Isn't this the BBQ Horror House?
Right, where's that flat-chested ghost?
I've seen enough flat chests.
Just haven't see such a strong one.
You really stink today.
You got vaccinated.
Changed your diaper.
Let Daddy see what to do next.
Sit tight. Let Daddy see.
Here, get your formula milk powder.
Out of dog food too. Okay.
Need Guang Ji's Three-Treasure Rice.
Guang Ji is right here.
All right. Let's go.
- Looking for ghosts. - Ghosts.
We haven't seen any.
Sorry, excuse me.
Be careful for my little one.
Chef.
So many people today.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Where is that flat-chested ghost?
I still haven't found her.
You're in the wrong place.
Didn't you just have milk?
Thank you, Miss.
Don't cry, don't cry.
Don't cry, Ji Nian Ri.
He's called Ji Nian Ri?
Right. Don't cry, don't cry.
It's all right, don't cry.
Miss, can you hold him for me?
I need to find his pacifier.
- Sure. - Thanks.
Let auntie hold you.
Don't cry...
So pitiful.
- Thank you, Miss. - It's nothing.
Sir, why does he keep crying?
I'm sorry.
My child... recognizes breasts.
Sir, why does he keep crying?
I'm sorry.
My child... recognizes breasts.
It's because my wife, she herself...
is quite well-endowed, so compared to you, there may be a difference.
I'm sorry.
Ji Nian Ri, don't cry. Just tolerate a little, okay?
- All right. Don't cry. - Thank you, Miss.
Excuse me, are you that flat-chested ghost on the net?
Me?
- Where? - Oh, I didn't see.
- Find a seat. - Do you know where the flat-chested ghost is?
What flat-chested ghost?
Excuse me, what's flat-chested ghost?
You don't know?
Be good. Daddy is looking for the pacifier.
What are you doing?
Everyone, I've found her.
She's the one on the internet.
The Flat-Chested Ghost!
- It's her! - Don't talk nonsense.
It's really very flat!
Who are you to judge me?
It is really flat like the name says.
You, you, you... and you.
You should all study geography again.
Learn the difference between flatland and hills.
Move away!
Don't block the view with the child.
Go away!
- What are you doing? - Go away!
Don't shoot any more!
- Go away! - Don't block with the child.
No, give me back my baby!
- Miss... - Go away!
Da Dao!
What's going on?
My head... My head hurts!
- No more shooting! - That's my baby!
Don't take photos of my baby.
Everyone leave!
Don't close the door! Wait!
I haven't bought the Three-Treasure Rice.
No, don't push!
I have a baby here.
My Three Treasure Rice is very important.
Don't push anymore!
She's a flat-chested ghost!
Whose idea was this?
What is this?
Million-member ghost viewing club?
Look at this one.
I live in the south
and want to start a group to go to Taipei to see the flat-chested ghost.
Is anyone interested in joining?
There are many replies.
Include me. Me too.
Count me in, too.
- Another me too. - When do we leave?
Another me too.
Shut up!
Speak!
Whose bad idea was this?
- Da... - Dad.
Blame everything on me.
I came up with the bad idea.
I really want to be a fashion designer.
So I thought of this bad idea to let the business go downhill.
You think I'm old and can be fooled?
Let me ask you.
Do you really hate this BBQ restaurant?
Chef Guang!
Don't be so loud.
Please don't blame Shan Bao.
Just think, where can you find a man
who will like a muscular girl who stinks of BBQ grease.
We did it all for Shan Bao's happiness.
Dad!
It's not just about Shan Bao and me.
Please also consider Xiao Sa and Chi Xin.
Other than one day off for Mom's memorial day
we work three hundred sixty-four days a year without rest.
Who can stand it?
Let me tell you.
You are wrong to do this.
When your mom a I were young we happily ran this restaurant.
When she died, I swore
as long as I can still move
I will not allow this restaurant to close.
Understand?
There's a smell.
It's a very familiar smell.
Oh no!
I...
You...
- I... - You...
I left the stove on.
My sauce!
I am sorry!
Shan Bao, what are you doing?
I need to explain to Wei Qing what they say on the internet is not true.
It's okay if others misunderstand.
But if my boyfriend misunderstands I'll be in deep trouble!
Okay, get ready!
Five, four, three, two...
Wu Di and your delicious food date!
He's so sexy!
Wait!
Thank you.
Wu Di and your delicious food date!
Welcome to 'Wu Di and Your...'
'Delicious Food Date!'
Do you have a heat stroke?
What's the show?
This is a food show hosted by the young boss of Tian Xiang Lou.
It's ratings is super high and it's also number one on Youtube.
Pretty boy!
Tian Xiang Lou's heir?
Just this quality?
What quality? Get back here!
I tell you.
His name is Sun Wu Di.
He is handsome, witty, funny, reacts fast and he can cook really well!
Cook?
I think he can sell food faster.
First of all, we have invited
the top six chefs from Tian Xiang Lou
to join our program today.
Today we will introduce my favorite food
Three Treasure Rice!
This Wu Di's Invincible Delicacy Pack.
is exclusively made by the Tian Xiang Lou Group
from the finest fresh ingredients.
It matches even the best Three-Treasure Rice
freshly made by any BBQ restaurant.
Hot air!
You're passing air, Chef Guang?
I meant he's full of hot air!
Why would he...
For Three Treasure Rice to be good
you must eat it hot when it's freshly made.
So now everyone understand why
Wu Di's Invincible Delicacy Pack is great?
I will now demonstrate for everyone.
Wang Ye.
It's that easy!
In just one minute
you will enjoy the fresh and delicious
Wu Di's favorite Three Treasure Rice.
The timer's broken. What do we do?
Cut in a commercial?
This is a live show. What do we do?
In just one minute
you will enjoy the fresh and delicious
Wu Di's favorite Three Treasure Rice.
The timer's broken. What do we do?
Cut in a commercial?
This is a live show. What do we do?
Many people probably don't know
one minute can be used more than making a delicious Three Treasure Rice.
A passionate French Kiss also takes exactly, one minute!
Intense gaze, five seconds.
Bodily contact, ten seconds.
Exchange breaths, ten seconds.
Stop breathing, thirty-five seconds.
No way, thirty-five seconds?
Time's up!
Director, that's exactly thirty-five seconds!
Unbelievable!
Tian Xiang Lou proudly presents Wu Di's Invincible Delicacy Pack.
'Wu Di and Your Delicious Food Date' will see you tomorrow!
All right, that was hard work, everyone.
Everyone?
Who's everyone?
I think I was the only one working hard.
Who prepared the timer?
Who?
Who's the bastard that prepared it?
Sorry, I didn't do it deliberately.
I didn't mean to, sorry.
Don't you know it's a live show?
That's enough.
Just talk, don't use violence.
Everyone works for you.
Can't you have a little kindness?
Kindness?
Why should I be kind to them?
Kindness to workers only begets betrayal.
My dad is a prime example.
I won't make the same mistake he made.
Are you judging everyone by the same...
Let me tell you.
I haven't criticized you yet.
You are the master chef.
Before the show started, why didn't you check all the equipment?
You didn't take care of your own duty and you interfered with me.
The master chef's job is to lead other chefs to cook good food.
Coming to a show to act as live props is not my duty.
Live props, you say?
What about me?
I am the heir to Tian Xiang Lou Group, Sun Wu Di.
I am here at the show, too.
What for?
It's for all you useless dummies!
- You... - Wu Di.
What did you call me? Wu Di?
Wu Di is not for you to call.
Yes, Young Boss.
You are justified to be upset.
But there's no need for personal attacks.
I remember your father didn't teach you to behave this way.
Why are you mentioning my dad?
Nothing in particular.
It's just that... you...
I've watched you grow up from childhood.
Your natural personality shouldn't be like this.
You don't need to talk so harshly.
So what?
Watching me grow up from childhood
means you really understand me?
What? Are you claiming a connection?
I tell you.
I'm no longer a naive child.
Tian Xiang Lou doesn't need old guys like you who think you know everything.
Do you mean for me to leave?
You are getting on the age.
You shouldn't be that clueless.
What? What?
You are loyal to him?
Then leave with him!
I won't stop you.
Why are you still here?
Should I throw you out?
A-Gui.
Who says he's leaving?
- President Ji. - President Ji.
Uncle.
Wu Di.
Wang Ye is an experienced master chef.
And one of Tian Xian Lou's supporting pillars.
This time, for uncle's sake.
Forget about it.
President Ji.
I think, your sake is definitely more valuable than my sake.
This old man would rather listen to you than listening to me at all.
It was only a timer.
There's no need to embarrass him and hurt his pride.
Embarrass him?
How many people were in the studio?
For the show's broadcast
two hundred thirty million just saw me get embarrassed.
Who will save my pride?
I understand you are upset.
But Wang Ye was appointed master chef by your father when he was alive.
He has contributed much to Tian Xiang Lou.
You can't fire him on a whim.
Anyway, I do not take back whatever I have said.
Figure it out yourself.
- President Ji. - Wang Ye.
It appears Young Boss is serious about firing me.
Excuse me, President Ji.
- Wang Ye! - Wang Ye!
We don't want that, get rid of it.
Bravo, bravo. That was fantastic.
You combined Conan O'Brien's humor
Jimmy Kimmel's quick wit and Jon Stewart's intellect.
You were awesome, Boss.
Truly awesome!
What did you just call me?
I...
I called you Boss.
Boss, what's the matter?
Don't you recognize me?
I'm your assistant, A-Qiang!
Of course I remember you.
Only you remember I'm the boss.
Within all of Tian Xiang Lou no one treats me with respect.
Yes, yes.
If it weren't for me
Tian Xiang Lou wouldn't be at its current size.
Right.
You are so right.
The whole world knows
Tian Xiang Lou's reputation is built by you.
You developed the Delicacy packs.
You appear on these food shows working hard to earn market share.
Furthermore, you have a fitting name.
Look at it, Sun Wu Di.
That means no one can defeat you.
Just one different word makes a big difference.
Sun Wu Liao means no meaning. Sun Wu Nen means no abilities.
Sun Wu Kong would be a monkey. (Monkey King legend)
My conclusion is your dad gave you a great name.
At least you are very discerning.
Whenever I encounter problems I recall what my dad said before he died.
Remember why he gave me this name.
Sun Wu Di.
My goal is become invincible, second to none.
That's right!
Just look at what I've accomplished.
I can definitely face my dad with pride.
Yes, you've made it!
Boss Sun.
I kept trying to dance to the opening song, but can't do it well.
Will you teach me?
Miss Low-Cut.
His schedule is full until June next year. Besides our one-on-one rate is...
- A-Qiang. - Class time.
That's easy!
Put this hand up here.
Love Flower Blooms... Get down together.
Drunken bird song... Go out.
Colorful fragrant taste... Come back.
Speak.
A-Qiang.
Boss Lady.
You must be looking for Boss Sun, right?
Hold on, let me get him.
Wait a moment please.
Boss.
Boss, boss.
Boss, call from Boss Lady.
Who?
It's Boss Lady.
Tell her I'm busy.
Hello, Boss Lady.
Sorry, but Boss is busy right now.
- Too busy... - Right.
He's too busy with low cut...
chef studying the firmness of chicken legs cooked in pressure cooker.
That's all right.
Tell him I'll meet him at Lucifer in an hour.
Sure, I'll tell him. Don't worry.
He'll be there as soon as he's done.
I'll make sure. Don't worry, Boss Lady.
So that's it. Bye bye, Boss Lady.
Bye bye.
Hello?
Hello? So impolite.
So, what did Zu An say?
Yes, Boss Lady said...
She said to meet you in an hour at Lucifer's restaurant for dinner.
Boss, I think...
Boss Lady is unhappy that you made the cover of tabloid magazines again.
I just think maybe you should...
I'm so busy. What does she want?
A-Qiang, think.
Think of some good excuse to smooth her temper.
My nose is broken. What do you think?
Who cares about that?
I've promised Wei Qing not to bother him when he's working.
But...
I must explain it clearly with him today.
Selena said at this restaurant there is a pretty face, Wei Qing.
- So that's him? - Him?
Looks good. Are you interested?
His eyes really send signals.
How do you like your Wagyu beef today?
Is there a special today?
Yes.
This is today's special.
Tiramisu beef.
Just for you.
Then I'll be taking a break.
Just let me know if you need me.
Wei Qing, your girlfriend, the girl who's comes to see you often.
Isn't she Guang Ji BBQ owner's daughter?
She's Guang Ji BBQ owner's daughter.
Not my girlfriend.
It's too late to deny it.
Come see the hottest video on the internet.
- Come. - What's up?
Hubby!
'BBQ Horror House's deadly flat-chested ghost!'
What's Hu Shan Bao doing?
Hey buddy.
I have new respect for your taste.
You can even take in this type of woman.
I really admire you.
She's just a fan who's clinging to me.
I'd have to be crazy to be with her.
One thousand NT dollars.
Tell me.
How did you get stuck by the flat-chested ghost?
NT$2000
I'll tell you all the details.
Deal!
Thanks!
A month ago.
Someone ordered lunch from Guang Ji.
That's when I met this heavy-weight fan.
Guang Ji lunch boxes are delivered!
You are so strong.
What's wrong?
Nothing.
It's just that no one has said I'm so strong in such a nice way.
What are you doing?
Don't you smell it?
What?
Many people say my body has a BBQ smell.
You really didn't smell it?
No, I didn't smell it.
I don't care about it.
I was really sick with the flu.
Whatever she said, I answered a little.
Who knew she would react so strongly.
I was too weak and passed out.
She took me to the hospital.
You brought me to the hospital?
It was lucky to have you nearby.
You mean you're happy I'm by your side?
I know.
To make you happy I will stay with you, always.
I really don't know what I said by mistake.
Gradually I got entangled by her.
She started showing up in front of me.
I thought she was only a little crazier than the usual fan.
To experience the feeling of my clothing
I can understand.
But once I actually found her going through my mailbox.
I started getting goosebumps.
To avoid her
I exchanged shifts with other chefs.
I changed the lock to my mailbox.
Unbelievably, one day...
From then on, she's like a virus that gets in everywhere.
She finds ways to get into my house to clean and cook for me.
By the time I discovered, it was too late.
She already thinks of me as her boyfriend.
Then why didn't you stop her?
It's not bad to have someone cleaning and cooking for you.
You're a rotten guy.
But this thing that she did...
I can't stand it anymore.
This is too embarrassing.
Wei Qing!
Oh no, what to do?
Right!
I have to eliminate her today!
Wei Qing!
Oh no, what to do?
Right!
I have to eliminate her today!
You call the police in a while.
- Wei Qing. - Why are you here?
I told you not to come when I'm working.
Yes, I've listened to you.
I only came in when you're on break.
Oh yes, today...
I saw the video on the internet.
- But... - I know what you want to say.
- But... - I'll listen.
Go wait for me at the men's room.
Why the men's room?
Do you want me in the ladies' room?
Hello? Is this the police station?
I want to report a crime.
[At the same time.]
[In the same restaurant.]
[Another breakup scene is about to begin.]
Cartier eighteen k rose gold set with diamonds.
Don't be too touched.
If I had seen this gift a few months ago
I would have been very touched.
But now...
Let's break up.
This is pretty funny.
Is today April Fool's Day?
Sorry.
So what's the reason?
You're not happy even with the necklace.
That's exactly the problem between us.
You don't even understand why I want to break up.
Maybe you want a raise?
Travel abroad?
Oh please. You know my schedule the best.
Who am I?
I'm Sun Wu Di.
There's no one in the whole world who can help share my burden.
I also host a live show every day.
Or... Or do you want your dad, Ji Da Wei, to host it for me.
Then, our program
will only attract a small group of over-ripe middle-aged women.
Okay, okay.
I know you blame me for not spending time with you.
Then, let's... find a time to travel abroad.
I'm very sorry.
When that time comes I might be dating somebody else.
That's what I thought.
Why would any woman want to break up with me!
You are seeing someone else, right?
Who is it?
Is it the manly chef, James?
Or the waiter, A-Hong?
Don't tell me it's that old Chef A-Ji?
He's old enough to be your dad.
Sun Wu Di.
You really are selfish.
You only think it's the other person's fault for the breakup.
Have you really thought about what I really want in my heart?
Starting from today I am no longer your girlfriend.
You are the boss of Tian Xiang Lou.
I am just the public relations manager.
It's up to you to fire me if you want.
From today on, unless there is a business related matter
I'd rather not see you again.
This taste actually quite warm and smooth.
Nineteen eighty-nine French Bordeaux, Chateau Petrus.
Four stars.
It couldn't be Lai Shan Gang who just came to Taiwan?
It's Wei Qing.
Don't say anything yet.
Listen to me first.
If you say anything.
I won't be able to continue.
So just listen quietly to me first.
I really like you.
I really care for you.
Even if I have to stay at a distance
as long as I can look at you, stay with you
I would feel very happy.
So it's one of my fans.
I even took some used items from you.
I cherish them and put them next to my bed.
Because you've used them
so they still have your smell and touch.
I know you've seen that video.
Even if the whole world misunderstands me
I don't care.
Only you...
I don't want you to misunderstand.
Because, I really do have breasts.
Even though they are not very big.
But they are not flat.
So, you must not worry.
If you still don't believe me.
Then...
you can check for yourself.
If you still don't believe me.
Then...
you can check for yourself.
Who are you?
Where's Wei Qing?
Little kid.
Actually, I don't need to check.
Just by visual scanning I can tell you definitively
you don't have breasts.
You are not my type of dish.
Come back when you have fully developed.
You are too much!
My breast size is none of your business.
Let me explain.
Apologize, apologize.
Let go of me.
Apologize, apologize.
What are you doing? Don't move!
Let go! Let go!
Miss...
Someone reported you are peeking inside the men's room.
You are caught in action. Is there anything you can say?
Just go back to the police station with us.
You've made a mistake.
I'm in the restroom because I wanted to talk with my boyfriend.
Quick, explain to them.
Sir...
Is this Peeping Tom telling the truth?
As an outsider looking at this situation with the most fair and objective view.
This female definitely is a pervert.
Come with us.
Let's go.
Bye bye.
Go!
Wait!
That's right, I am a pervert.
However...
He's actually my accomplice.
We arranged to come peek together.
So sorry.
I wasn't going to tell them.
But you unethically betrayed me.
I have no choice but to tell all.
Mr. Policeman.
He's actually my gay pal.
Just look at his rumpled clothes.
We came to find targets here so we can enjoy them together.
Too bad he got too anxious.
He scared away all the people who came in.
That's why we started an argument.
Who's going to believe your nonsense?
You won't...
You are so disgusting! No more excuses.
Say what you want at the police station. Go!
But...
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can and will be used in a court of law.
- Take him away! - Do you know who I am?
- Don't you recognize me? - Go!
I'll handcuff you if you keep struggling.
Don't you recognize me?
Sorry, Mr. Policeman.
Mr. Sun is our VIP...
Is this how you treat your customers?
There must be a misunderstanding.
Didn't your store call for the police?
Let's just go take their statements first.
- Go! - Take them!
- Go! - I tell you.
I'm sending a press release when I get back to Tian Xiang Lou.
- Go! - Let go of me!
This flat-chested ghost who's been harassing you is finally caught!
Aren't you relieved now?
Sun Wu Di.
Why is that murderer here?
Hey, hey, hey!
Don't you recognize me?
I am Sun Wu Di.
Let me go quickly!
I can't waste my time here.
Come process my statement now!
Come here.
Tell him who you are.
I robbed the bank in year 2000
kidnapped a businessman in 2002
smuggled heroin in 2004
and this year did five arsons resulting in deaths.
My name is Hao Shi Min. (Pun for 'Good citizen')
Mr. Sun Wu Di.
Can I please finish with Mr. Hao first before working on your statement?
Go!
Hello, Fruits Daily?
Sun Wu Di is at our police station now.
Are you coming?
What are you looking at?
So you are that show-off guy on TV everyday, Sun Wu Di?
Let me tell you.
Everyone in my family can do your dance.
Especially our Miss Chi Xin, she loves you to death.
My dad doesn't.
Don't you have a certain movement like...
Love flower blooms... what's that?
Your gesture is all wrong. Dummy!
It's...
However, you really should reexamine your Delicacy pack.
Food should be eaten and enjoyed when the ingredients are at the freshest.
It's not right to use misleading methods to sell to and cheat the customers.
A professional in the cuisine industry would never do this!
Who do you think you are?
Do I need a female pervert to tell me what's good food and professionalism?
What are you doing?
Didn't you say I'm a pervert?
I will let you experience what true perversion feels like.
Didn't you say we are gay pals?
Then we must be good sisters.
It's only natural for good sisters to love each other, right?
What are you doing?
Good sisters examine each other's breasts.
It's normal practice.
Go away!
What now?
Where are you trying to touch?
Good sister has something I don't have.
It's okay to let me take a look, right?
So you want to play?
What are you doing?
Go home to play.
This is the police station where we fight crimes.
It's your turn to make your statements.
When you finish, you can go home to play.
Hurry!
Wait here. I'll get my bike.
Don't wander away.
You ended up wasting that glass of wine.
It's only been two hours since the breakup
you are back for me.
Does this mean you can't leave me?
I came as the public relations manager for Tian Xiang Lou
not as your girlfriend to bail you out.
If there's nothing else, I'm leaving.
A-Qiang will pick you up shortly.
Ji Zu An.
Have you had enough fun?
Just tell me what you really want.
I don't have time to guess what you want.
I haven't wanted anything for a long time already.
Wu Di.
We've already broken up.
You should face reality.
You're the one who needs to face reality.
Do you think you are the only one I want?
Who am I?
I'm Sun Wu Di.
Whenever I want it there's always a spare one ready.
Time's up!
Even this girl is okay.
Sun Wu Di.
You are really incorrigible.
You'll come back in another two hours.
You are a pervert!
Why did you kiss me?
You said I'm a pervert.
Does a pervert need a reason?
Even Wei Qing hasn't kissed me yet.
How dare you kiss me?
What's up? You must be crazy.
It was just a light kiss.
If you didn't like it, you can kiss me back.
No need to get violent.
Wait!
Once is enough.
You want to do it again?
No way.
You pervert. Dare to come over?
Hey, hey, hey...
What are you doing? Why are you harassing my sister?
Hey, female pervert.
Explain it to him.
It was just a light kiss.
Don't exaggerate it like a rape.
What did you say?
You kissed her?
How dare you kiss her?
She's been pure since childhood.
How dare you kissed her!
Bro, that's enough.
I wouldn't kiss her if I had a choice.
No looks, no figure.
Her biceps are as big as a bear's.
Who's interested in her?
What's that about being pure?
Probably no man wants to be a beast tamer.
What are you laughing at?
You are all so weird.
I don't care. You need to be responsible.
Responsible?
Just one kiss and I need to be responsible?
Your sister can't get married.
Don't use this trick to dump her on me.
I don't care. You need to be responsible.
You both stop talking!
I... I hate you all.
Wait... I was helping you.
Why did you get upset with me?
I think she's mentally ill.
- You are her brother? - Yeah.
Take her to see a psychiatrist.
I know a doctor who can give twenty percent discount.
What's wrong?
To someone you know nothing about how can you say those hurtful words?
You don't know anything about my sister.
You only see her biceps.
But do you know why she has them?
It's because ever since elementary school
even before sunrise
she had to get up and chop a couple of hundred poultry.
If it were you, you'd get biceps too.
She may not be pretty enough.
When other girls are putting makeup on she's busy delivering lunch boxes.
She's really silly.
When she likes someone she would do everything to help him.
Because she meets lousy guys like you who judge only by appearances.
It's made her feel worthless.
But she doesn't know she's not worthless.
She's much better than other girls.
It was just a little exaggerated.
It couldn't be that bad.
[Preview]
Wei Qing, this is Shan Bao.
Kai Wen, where's Wei Qing?
Wei Qing's not in.
- I'll clean up around here. - There's no need.
You don't have to be modest with me.
This isn't the first time.
Do you want big puddings or small tacks?
Who needs such large breasts!
It's good to have small breasts.
It's easy to find clothes and buy bras.
You are that flat...
that young miss from Guang Ji BBQ.
Stay strong.
Little Red Riding Hood, bye bye.
Entering the wrong room, getting into the wrong bed
and you still met your Prince Charming.
Hu Shan Bao, stay strong!
Even Little Red Riding Hood must not be looked down by others!
Zu An.
Go, go away!
You think I would be sad?
Wishful thinking!
Even if I stay alone I'll live a better life than all of you.
Because I've always been alone.
Welcome to 'Wu Di and Your Delicious Food Date.'
Today we will take you to expose
the BBQ Horror House that's rated number one on the internet.
Is it really that scary?
Flat-chested ghost!
She just wants to grow up.
She only wants to appease our world's standard for beauty.
Such a small wish.
Why do you keep hurting her?
Did I tell her to be the flat-chested ghost?
Did I tell her to do cupping?
I wasn't the one who wanted to go to that room.
When the incident first occurred who's the one who first came to her aid?
Get out! Hurry and get out!
Or I'll gouge your eyes out!
What we must do now is to
Stay calm! Calm down!
We are going to see Sun Wu Di now and get the video back.
The restaurant's air conditioning pipes...
most of them are connected.
Open the ceiling tiles
follow the pipes above the ceiling
just keep climbing
you can reach the top floor.
Why did you take my photo?
Subtitles by DramaFever